When entertaining -- operative word "entertaining" -- these little fellows would be hilarious lined-up in parade formation blazing down the center of the table at an outdoor dinner party.
They're larger relatives are not funny in packs hanging out in the garden. For those who find nains (male) or naines (female) de jardin amusing, get in touch with me immediately. We need to have a chat.
As you know, if one wishes to live a beautiful life one must be prepared to make intelligent, discerning, sometimes difficult decisions. This one is simple: Don't.
The instant someone sees a nain in your garden, it's over. There's no turning back. Your reputation has been sullied for life. You might as well take the wheels off your car, set it up on cinder blocks and arrange your old appliances as modern sculptures and flower "boxes" in your front yard.